mariaelena: Good-effin-bye sem oneee!

Semester one is finally over and done with! It feels so damn good to be on break now.

(yes, an overly-stressed soul like mine needs this so badly!)

And yes, i screwed up my sem papers. and no, i'm definitely not proud of it!

but i wouldn't be using this forecast so to hell with the results!

However, i'm very, VERY bitter about the way the papers were set.

HELLO, they call it sem exams and not trials or finals or wtv for a freaking reason!

The papers were set like as though we had a year to study for 'em. PFFFT!

I'm beginning to miss high school. Sadly.

Since i have all the time i need, i shall go subject by subject.

Thinking Skills - i never did like anything about this subject besides our very cool teacher, miss navina. The objective questions were driving me up the wall. I swear my head was spinning so badly that english suddenly became chinese. The stupidest question :

Three businessmen, Abu, Bala and Chong have lunch together every working day. This is what happens :

1. If Abu orders coffee, so does Bala.

2. Either Bala or Chong always order coffee, but never both at the same lunch.

3. Either Abu or Chong or both always order coffee.

4. If Chong orders coffee, so does Abu.

If you have lunch with the three businessmen, (three idiots they mean) who orders the coffee?

This was when english turned chinese. I actually started laughing before i even reached the end of the question. So i ended up using my shooting skills which was what i practiced at every damn paper.

After they collected the answer sheets, i turned to ganesh who was right behind me and said WTH? (while pointing at that ques). And ganesh being GANESH, showed me his paper with the lamest thing written next to the ques.

Why can't these effin idiots just drink tea??!?!

HAHA you certainly made my day ganesh!

and here comes the other clown.

kyle : i put Chong!

me : whattt? whyyy? ( being very excited thinking he knew how to do it)

kyle : because he's chinese!

me : pffffft! (i was going to slap him)

for some reason, i'm very sure that answer is wrong. ( coz it aint mine :D and i surely didnt think like him)

thumbs up to thinking skills for being so entertaining! i have one more sem to deal with this bloody subject that doesnt make sense half the time! sigh.

Maths (the very awesome maths) - this is the first time in history, i looked at the clock waiting for time to pass while doing add maths. ( they just call it 'pure' maths in college). and this wasn't because i finished the paper, but because i had no freaking idea how to do most of the questions! make that ALL. so i am proudly saying that this will be the very first time i'll have a red mark on my report. with style! :D. Anyway, this is not how you freaking set a god-damn-maths paper! What, you trying to make us hate maths even more? Well okay, you succeeded then because if given a chance to drop any subject, maths will be the very first. I don't even need to think twice about it.

Chemistry - i was too traumatised to sit for another paper so instead i tried chilling at home. Hence, the scolding.

Physics - overall, it was not bad besides the fact i drew both a parallelogram and triangle in one box not knowing which law to choose. and thanks to kwokzhenming, i memorized the wrong formula for the next question. sigh. mr lim will surely have fun marking my paper.

Biology - a real good way to end the exams. BIO! memorizing is never a problem to me, it's just the calculating.

and hoorayyy, we're done!

two plus weeks break and life just seems so perfect suddenly.

i need to catch up on all the sleeping and gyming and shopping which i've skipped for obvious reasons.

not forgetting, GOSSIP GIRL and all the movies.

SIGH i think my mum knows more about the latest movies than i do.

call me a sad child.

however, me being a good daughter, i made a promise to my dad that i will stop all my fun stuff and start being serious.

okay maybe not stop, i'll just reduce them.

i admit that the past six months, i've been enjoying life to the max using my 10 A's for SPM as the reason.

but hey, it aint helping me now.

and MY DAD AINT PAYING 30 000 BUCKS FOR NOTHING.