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latest gossip on michael jackson.

HE HAS A SECRET SON!

omer bhatti, product of mj and a norwegian fan.

i do not know anything else about him.

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you know what? i think people should just leave mj alone. isn't his death enough for all of you? PFFFFT. so what if he has another son? or if he has ten other children? now there are reports saying that he isn't the father of his three children. they're young, can you bloody well leave them alone? yes, mj's dad is another idiot. He admitted that omar is mj's son to the world. and he's fighting for the rights of mj's three other kids because he thinks they have 'musical potential' especially blanket, the youngest one. First you ruin your own son, now his children. are you sick in your head or what? just shutup up and relax! you're old, you'll be joining your son up there soon. annoying shyt. and to the doctor who poisoned michaeljackson, i hope you burn in hell. along with every evil person around him while he was still alive. lifelessidiots.

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omer bhatti

he's actually quite hot in this pic. and he does look like mj. oh dear.
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he was at mj's memorial, the front row with the family members.
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anddd, all you guys out there.

I THINK MEGAN FOX IS REALLY A GUY.

mitchell reed fox,

parents gave 'her' or him or it a sexual surgery as a 16th birthday gift.

i dont know, it might not be true.

but she's hot. i mean he.

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my very 'awesome' cousin nikkhil had a debate with me over this and i do not know from where or how he came up with the idea that yasmin ahmad is also a guy. ZOMG?

i just gave him the look because half of what he says is crap as always.

BUTTT, it's actually on the internet.

google has this : yasmin ahmad lelaki.

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anyhowww, RIP yasmin. screw the rumours. even if they're real, you made awesome movies.

like i said, watchable malay movies.
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i am gonna watch harry potter soooon.

can't actually believe a big fan like me is watching the movie a week late.

maybe all the stories that it's a bad movie turned me off.

the only person that said the movie was not bad is bryan, another crazy fan.

it better be, boy!
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xoxo

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" If you love something, let it go.

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If it comes back to you, it's yours.

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but if it doesn't, it never was. "

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i'm a barbie girl :D

Life is too short to wake up with regrets.

Love the people who treat you right and forgive those who don't.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

In a day, when you do not come across any problems, you can be sure that you are travelling in the wrong path.

But believe that everything happens for a reason.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,

doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it.

Never frown, even if you're sad,

because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Nobody said life would be perfect, they just promised it would be worth it.

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DON'T TRY SO HARD, THE BEST THINGS COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM TO.

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hello everyone, i'm finally back to actual blogging. and i have lotss to writee. This post, as i said, will be mostly words, enough of the pictures for now. Firstly, i've been sick for already a month now. and no, it's not fun being sick. I've been finishing all the tissue boxes in my house that my mum started giving me toilet rolls. and thanks to my sensitive like skin, my nose turns red very often making me look like rudolph! oh i hate this.

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Time is actually flying so freaking fast, not like i never knew that but it's just unbelieveable now. Mum's side from aussie has already gone back and i'm missing them heaps! Next week, dad's side will be going back to UK. I'm definitely going to miss all this. Penang last week was awesome besides the fact that i'm sunburnt and my skin is peeling like a snake! One thing to remember : the rojak uncle was singing 'rojak, rojak' to the tune of barbie girl. LOL. and i have that song on my latest cd now. thank you ganesh!

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College currently sucks. I don't see why my mood to study isn't there. Yeah it was the same months before SPM. ifreakinghatechemistry. and thinking about the future is driving me nuts. I have no idea about what i'm definitely going to do. and as i said, time is flying. I wish i could turn back time. Seriously, i would love to change many things. All the chances that were in front of me and i just let them go like that. sighh. oh and yes, that reminds me, my dreams recently have been more than crazy. i swear. everyday there's a different story about getting and giving a second chance. I'm still trying to understand what it all means. and suddenly there will be this weirdo trying to tell me something. i think that dude looks familiar. maybe someone just poured acid on his face. freaky much.

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BTW, there is a celebrity curse going around now. first michaeljackson, then yasmin ahmad and now massa is in bad state. poor thing. talking about yasmin, i respect her for making watchable malay movies. and her movie about gayism was banned in malaysia, bloodystupididiots. Things are freaking me out because people are dying, just like that! before anything happens, i love and appreciate all of you around me. i really do. and to 'you', i know you dont read blogs, but i was going to write a note to you. elena changed her mind. :D and it's a good thing.

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and lastly, i don't know what ganesh and sze were texting each another about, all i know is the phone reached me and the awesome convo started. have fun reading.

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sze : go pluck your ******. (he thought the hp was with ganesh)

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me : excuseme, where's your manners?

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sze : what are you, a girl now? don't have ***** is it? ( he still thought it was ganesh :D )

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me : yes, i AM a girl. My name is mariaelena. You can call me awesome. Nice to meet you BTW!

ganesh : FYI, although i'm a drug dealer, it doesn't mean i can't have manners.

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( yes, their lame story from football jerseys to wannabe drug dealers )

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sze : go away, i don't want to talk to you.

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me : but i wanna talk to youuuu. You are so cute. My friend ganesh said you look like a baby orangutan. Awwww. and BTW, i aint no drug dealer.

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sze : your friend is gay. If you're not a dealer, go away. I want my supply. (jokes people)

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me : buttt baby orangutans dont take drugs. why are you extinct-ing another species? i need to call WWF. dont be like michaeljackson. (randonmess i know LOL)

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sze : just because there are many retards like you does not mean i cant kill all of you.

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ganesh : ....... and i thought MCKL was a prominent place. how did you get in? (something about bryan's moral teacher came up)

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AFTER A FEW MORE LAME TEXTS

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sze : i can't bang you brahmless people nicely now. ( i think he meant brainless LOL)

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me : and i think you should work on your spelling.

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sze : don't play games.

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me : do not disturb. we are microscoping your blood. the frog blood. i'm beyawesome.

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sze : you again, go away.

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me : bloody hell, you replying and telling me to go away. I see what MCKL has done to you. ganesh said, i dont know what he's trying to say about you.

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(that was because the hero ganesh was microscoping and talking at the same time and i didnt get shyts about what he was trying to say. all i heard was sze, problems, and some other stuff we dont want to know. lol it looked like as though he was talking to the microscope haha)

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sze : no cannot

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me : eh nothing is impossible. learn how to be positive like me. (randomness no 2)

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sze : sigh kids.

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me : sigh orangutans. LOOL

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i indeed have awesomely hillarious friends. the only reason why college life can be fun. i'm satisfied with everything i've said in this post. thats all for now.

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ps - thank you god, you and i know for what. :D

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XOXO

It still isn't overrrr!

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oh dear, there's just so many things to blog about. everyday is a whole new story since fam from both sides came down. last thurs, we had a dinner/party sort of thing for both mum's side and dad's side. yeah i shall let the pics speak again. :)
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it's not necessary that when you have a pool table, you have to play! we made better use of it xD
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my other half. she just loves me!

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the chess time

(yes i do not know how to play and no i do not intend to learn because it gives me migraine :D)

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like vivek said, kya jodi hai! (i'm just kidding sunny.)
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the lazy australian!
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no i was NOT trying to kiss her.
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the dad's side. :D
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yes, he wishes.
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thank the photographer, sunny.
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this was the other dinner we had for the aussies.

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spot my eyebags. sighh
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highlight of the day : we made gerrard taste frog. yeah without him knowing of course. had to lie it was chicken. that was how i got tricked last time! and plan : success!

you know we love you gerry!

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take one.
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take two.

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take three.

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omg we took one hour just to make him eat one piece. but we're pretty awesome actors.

the poor frogs are all on crutches now. (because we ate their legs LOL)

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i only took a pic with it. eewwww disgusting!

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gerry's tattoo. it says PEACE, LOVE and HARMONY. i think.
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aussies trying to dance. "trying to"

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everything ended at almost 6am and everyone fell asleep in my house. and i woke up for college the next day. i'm awesome.

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that's all for now. i shall be bloggin with more words tmr! cutting down on the pics baybeh!

xoxo

Merchants of Bollywood!

dear all, i am heartfully sorry for the very late post. but as i promised, here it is. i love you'll!
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and so, we finally went for the very awesome merchants of bollywood! an australian musical about the granddaughter of a famous bollywood legend who decided to take a turn in her life. the story line was not bad, but the performances and everything were amazing. especially their colourful costumes and pretty pretty deco. sadly we couldn't take pics during the show. bloody security people would shine this stupid red light when you take your cam or mobile out. PFFFT.

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some of us took an lrt from i dont know where to where and then a monorail from the first station to the last station on the list. it was a not-so-pleasing journey. i'm not kidding. thank you savira for making me walk like an idiot on my heels for almost half an hour in brickfields. AT NIGHT!

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this was when savira decided to make-up in one of the very dirty, fugly restrooms.

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we finally reached istana budaya in one piece. thanks to dini's dad who fetched us from the station eventhough the traffic was horrible. and we had amazing seats thanks to savira who booked early despite all the problems. later, we shifted down to the more expensive seats LOL. thankiee nipun.

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overall, the show was amazing and the main actor, UDAY, was just something you can smile about the whole day. he's everything but short. SADDD. now let the pictures speak!

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the two clowns who couldn't stop dancing and were shaking the damn seats the whole night.
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the pose she planned long before the show. LOL

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some of the dancers. too bad we couldn't meet the hottie. :(

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xoxo